- Sue Heck: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.
- Frankie Heck: Okay, listen, Mike, I was thinking. You know how we always say that only losers and sad, pathetic people go out to dinner for Thanksgiving?
- Mike Heck: So you're saying we're going out this year?
- Frankie Heck: Axl! Darrin told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
- Axl Heck: Oh my God! He's killed us all!