The Valet (2022)

Max Greenfield: Vincent Royce

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Quotes 

• [Vincent is waiting for Olivia in the hotel room, but is shocked to find Antonio under the hood] 

  Antonio Flores : Hi, Vincent. It's me. The valet.

  Vincent Royce : What is going on here?

  Antonio Flores : [pulls a folder out of his pocket]  I'm serving you divorce papers.

  Vincent Royce : No, no, no. I'm calling security.

  Antonio Flores : No, no, wait, wait, wait. "Espérate."

  [pulls out his phone] 

  Antonio Flores : Before you do that, someone wants to talk with you.

  Vincent Royce : [takes the phone from Antonio and answers]  Hello?

  Kathryn Royce : [on the phone, from a parked car]  Hi, honey. Listen, I'm downstairs. Listening to everything.

  Vincent Royce : Okay. Okay. Well then, Kathryn, listen to me when I tell you that love conquers all, and it always will.

  [Antonio rolls his eyes] 

  Vincent Royce : And we- and we will work through this.

  Kathryn Royce : Oh, please. Also, I'm taking the company.

  Vincent Royce : [chuckles]  Okay. You can't take the company. Uh, I built this empire from the ground up.

  Kathryn Royce : No, my father built it. You just slapped your name on everything. Oh, and you're probably gonna wanna go ahead and call your lawyer because I did a little digging, and I discovered some of your very clever offshore holdings. As a member of the board, I had a fiduciary responsibility to inform the authorities. I hope that doesn't inconvenience you.

  Vincent Royce : Okay, Kathryn, um, you've got this all wrong. Olivia, she means nothing to me. She's just some insecure, vain actress that I wish-

  [Olivia is revealed to be in the car with Kathryn, also hearing every word of the phone call] 

  Vincent Royce : that I wish that I had never met.

  Olivia Allan : Yeah, you're on speaker, Vincent.

  Vincent Royce : Olivia, my love. Hello.

  [Antonio rolls his eyes again] 

  Vincent Royce : Well, I finally did it. I finally did it. We are- we are free. And we can be together forever now. No strings attached. Love always finds its way, and we will work through this. Just you and me.

  Olivia Allan : [Spanish for "Screw you!"]  "¡Vete a la fregada!"

• Vincent Royce : Daniel, you're my lawyer. I need you to fix this.

  Daniel : Well, we could create a time machine and have you make better choices.

• Daniel : What if, and I'm just formulating this, we find the other guy in the photo and get him and Olivia to pretend to be a couple?

  Vincent Royce : That's a dumb idea. Keep going.