The Marvelous M Show (2011– )

Thomas Skinner: Taz (As Taz), Taz, Taz (As Taz) (2011-2014), Germinator (As Taz)

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Quotes 

• Taz : "I'm going to the dentist."

  Malcolm : "Why are you going to the dentist?"

  Taz : "My tooth is killing me."

  Malcolm : "Oh please. I can fix that problem in 5 minutes."

  Taz : "Uh... my tooth is feeling a lot better now!"

  Malcolm : "Shut your trap and open your mouth!"

• Chase : I'm a... a bit of an Elf on a Shelf.

  Taz : Wow!

  Malcolm : Amazing!

  Rhino : No wonder your so short.

  Chase : HEY!

  Malcolm : You know, my grandmother was jewish, and she told me about "The Minsch on the Bench".

  Chase : I forbid you to make that joke.

• Malcolm : [Lifts the TV Remote]  Once you are able to snatch this remote from my hand, you will be ready to...

  Taz : [Takes the remote while Malcolm is talking] 

  Malcolm : Not yet.

  Taz : Oh, sorry.

  [Gives the remote back] 

• Malcolm : [Malcolm smacks Taz after reading the temperature] 

  Taz : Ow! What was that for?

  Malcolm : I blame you for this weather?

  Taz : Wha... how is this my fault?

  Malcolm : I don't know, but if it gets one degree colder, I'm gonna kick your ass!

• Malcolm : Hey, would you rather it be summer or winter?

  Rhino : [With enthusiasm]  WINTER!

  Taz : [Sprays Rhino with a garden hose] 

  Malcolm & Taz : Wrong answer!

• Malcolm : I wonder if this video will get reviewed by Rob Dyrdek?

  Taz : Just the... that'd be cool!