Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Kisses a Boy! (2015)

Andy Ridings: Charles

Quotes 

• Charles : Kimmy, I thought that this was just fun...

  Kimmy Schmidt : Me too. I was trying to have fun, and then I made everything weird. 'Cause I'm weird. And now you're looking at me like I'm Jesus' crazy stepbrother Terry.

  [pause] 

  Kimmy Schmidt : That's not in the Bible, is it?

  Charles : No. It'd probably be for the best...

  Kimmy Schmidt : Yep. Got it. Troll the respawn, Jeremy.

  Charles : Troll the respawn, Jeremy.

• [Kimmy and Charles are making out] 

  Kimmy Schmidt : You're not gay, right?

  Charles : Straight guys can be vegetarians. Hitler was a vegetarian.