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Hanzee Dent : [walks into a bigot bar and approaches the bartender] Water.
[the bartender fetches him a glass of water and hands it to him contaminated with saliva]
Hanzee Dent : Did you spit in this?
Bartender : What?
Hanzee Dent : Tequila. Pour it in front of me.
Bartender : [pours him a shot of tequila] Here you go, chief.
Hanzee Dent : Looking for a couple. Redheaded man and a blond woman driving a blue Lincoln.
Bartender : White couple? Didn't you guys try to start your own country a while back? Wounded Knee. What happened there? Didn't you feel like being Americans anymore?
Hanzee Dent : I'm not from there.
Bartender : Yeah. See, well, I'm not sure I wanna serve alcohol to a man who doesn't want to be an American.
Hanzee Dent : How about a man who did three tours in Vietnam who's got a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star?
Bartender : Who, you?
Hanzee Dent : [downs the tequila and sets a bill down on the counter] You're welcome.
[leaves]
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Hanzee Dent : I just wanted a glass of water.
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Hanzee Dent : [Asking the gas station guy] Looking for a redhead.
Maynard Oltorf : Well, uh... Not sure I can help you there.
Hanzee Dent : Redhead, heavyset.
Maynard Oltorf : Okay, well, there's a bar a mile or so up the road. You could potentially meet a fat-type girl there.
Hanzee Dent : I'm not looking for a girl. I'm looking for a man. Heavyset, he parts his hair in the middle.