- Gertrude: Rah, rah, rah!
- Ensign Williams: Oh, you're a monster. Yes you are! The best monster there ever was!
- Crewman Omar: Humans often have pets to excuse the large amounts of fecal matter around their apartments!
- Ensign Williams: What's the point of having a bunch of signed playbills, if the autographs are written in the blood of the innocent?
- Squire of Gothos: To whom are you speaking to?
- Crewman Angela: You were just doing your duty.
- Uhura: You know what Hitler always said?
- Ensign Williams: Hate is more lasting than dislike!
- [Silly Salute]