- BoJack Horseman: People usually don't want to hang out with me after rehab. I'm really more of a before rehab friend.
- BoJack Horseman: The most important thing is you got to give the people what they want. Even if it kills you, even if it empties you out until there's nothing left to empty. No matter what happens, no matter how much it hurts, you don't stop dancing, and you don't stop smiling, and you give those people what they want.
- Sarah Lynn's Mother: Honey, college is for ugly people who can't tap-dance.
- Sarah Lynn: I want to be an architect.
- Sarah Lynn's Mother: Sweetheart, Mommy didn't do what Mommy did to that Star Search Producer so that you could be an architect.
- Diane Nguyen: I do wonder as a third-wave feminist if it's even possible for women to reclaim their sexuality in this deeply entrenched patriarchal society, of if claiming to do so is just a lie we tell ourselves so we can more comfortably cater to the male gaze.
- Sarah Lynn: [singing] Why don't you touch my prickly muffin? My prickly muffin. Ooh, it's prickly and it's muffin and it's...
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- Sarah Lynn: It's a ready for your stuffin'!