- Henry Morgan: So, how can I help you?
- Jo Martinez: Well, I just had a quick question about some antique furniture
- Henry Morgan: Really?
- Jo Martinez: No! Henry, we got a fresh one as in body, but from what I hear not so fresh
- Jo Martinez: Any idea how he died?
- Detective Hanson: The patrolman who found him said he had a needle in his arm. Looks like we've got ourselves an ADJ
- Henry Morgan: ADJ?
- Jo Martinez: Another Dead Junkie
- Lt. Joanna Reece: Let me get this straight! You were buying narcotics on the street, in the middle of the night for research purposes?
- Henry Morgan: That's the long and short of it
- Detective Hanson: You know schedule one possession a year behind bars, right doc?
- Jo Martinez: Henry wasn't going to use the drugs! Were you, Henry?
- Henry Morgan: My intention was to match the heroin on the street with the heroin injected into the murdered
- Lt. Joanna Reece: 20 years on the job, that's got to be the dumbest of police work I have ever heard of!
- Abe: You're okay?
- Henry Morgan: You know what the worst part about living for 200 years is?
- Abe: Having to renew your driver's license every 7 years?
- Henry Morgan: Fair point! Second worst? Watching the same misdeeds happen over and over. History destines to repeat itself!
- Henry Morgan: What are you doing?
- Jo Martinez: What does it look I am doing? I'm eating!
- Henry Morgan: Putting food in your mouth and eating are two very different things! That smells nauseating
- Jo Martinez: Henry, you're around dead bodies all day and you can't handle the smell of gyro?
- Henry Morgan: You know what they put in those?
- Jo Martinez: Nope! I don't care!
- Man on Street: Loosies! Hey, Loosies! I got loosies here!
- Jo Martinez: No, gave up smoking years ago.
- [Henry looks surprised]
- Jo Martinez: Yeah loosies, loose cigarettes. I grew up in a neighborhood like this. As a kid I had no idea they were sold in packs
- Henry Morgan: Really? A female cop from a tough neighborhood? I assume your farther was in law enforcement
- Jo Martinez: Eh, more like... the opposite!
- Henry Morgan: First I'd like to sample some of your wares. What's the smallest amount? Do you sell by the milligram?
- Drug Dealer: What?
- Henry Morgan: I wish to purchase some heroin.
- Lt. Joanna Reece: I hope you don't mind answering a few questions, Mr Delgros
- Tommy Delgros: Not at all! I hope you don't mind my attorney, eh, insisted on joining us!