Undercover Grandpa (2017)

Dylan Everett: Jake Bouchard

Quotes 

• Mr. Sterning : Mr. Bouchard, me thinks you would be better served taking notes than sketching portraits.

  Jake Bouchard : [whispering]  Me thinks old people should be seen and not heard.

• Jake Bouchard : [about his drawing of Angie]  Ah... you really like that?

  Angie Wagner : Well, I mean, it's-it's no Picasso but...

  Jake Bouchard : Well, that's because all of your body parts are in the right place.

• Jake's Mom : Why not tonight?

  Jake Bouchard : 'Cause I have a date tonight, Mom.

  Jake's Mom : You can hang out with Wendell another time.

  Jake Bouchard : It's not with Wendell. It's with a girl.

• Wendell : Why don't you just put us both out of our misery and ask Angie out?

  Jake Bouchard : Ask her out? What are you, nuts? I grew up with her. I've known her since I was four.

  Wendell : Even better. I'd be like dating your own sister - in not a creepy dating-your-own-sister kind of way.

• Jake Bouchard : This is safe, right?

  Harry : Well, we'll soon find out.

• Jake's Dad : [at dinner table]  Are you enjoying your chicken, Dad?

  Grandpa : Yes. Did I ever tell you that Sanders, right, he was the worst cook our unit had.

  Jake Bouchard : You knew Colonel Sanders, Grandpa?

  Grandpa : Are you kidding? You know, during the Second Occupation of Cuba, Private Sanders, he used to shovel mule poop, right? So, there was no, "Finger lickin' good," you know?