The Boss Baby (2017)

Alec Baldwin: Boss Baby

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Quotes 

• Tim : [about "Blackbird"]  That's my special song! My parents wrote it just for me.

  Boss Baby : Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?

  Tim : No, Ted and Janice! You don't even know their names!

• [from trailer] 

  [at a conference with other babies] 

  Boss Baby : Put... that... cookie... down! Cookies are for closers!

• Tim : [regarding Baby Corp]  So this whole place is run by babies?

  Boss Baby : Yep.

  Tim : My dad says "Those who can, do. And those who can't, supervise."

  Boss Baby : Your father is a hippie.

• Tim : Can't we just share?

  Boss Baby : You obviously didn't go to business school.

• Boss Baby : I can't do this without you, Tim. I need you.

  Tim : I guess we DO make a pretty good team.

  Boss Baby : No literally... I can't reach the doorknobs.

• Tim : You can talk!

  Boss Baby : Uh, goo goo ga ga.

  Tim : No, you can really talk!

  Boss Baby : Fine! I can talk. Now let's see if you can listen. Give me a double espresso and find a place around here with decent sushi, I'd KILL for a spicy tuna roll right about now.

  [gives Tim some money] 

  Boss Baby : Get yourself a little somethin'.

• [repeated line] 

  Boss Baby : Fart! Poop! Doody!

• Tim : Who ARE you?

  Boss Baby : I'm the *boss*.

• [Tim and Boss Baby are riding a bicycle with training wheels, going after their parents, who are on their way to the airport, while being chased by Eugene] 

  Boss Baby : Tim, you gotta go faster!

  Tim : I can't! I can't do it!

  Boss Baby : Yes. you can!

  [Leaps up onto Tim's shoulder] 

  Boss Baby : You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead. I said, eyes ahead, son! Buttocks up! Now, pedal like you mean it! Either you run the day, or the day runs you.

  Boss Baby : [Tim pedals faster. Eugene almost catches them, but Boss Baby dodges his grasp, and they get further away]  Good!

  [the bicycle's training wheels break off] 

  Boss Baby : Uh-oh!

  Tim : Woah! My training wheels! I can't ride without my training wheels!

  Boss Baby : Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right!

  Tim : Aah! What are you talking about?

  Boss Baby : The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton! But rather a wild ride, like a ship at sea. And you're a sea captain... taming a turbulent ocean!

  [the scene transforms from a suburb to an ocean, with Tim and Boss Baby riding a boat] 

  Tim : I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean!

  Boss Baby : [They evade the incoming 'whale']  Good!

  Tim : Tree! I'm gonna hit it!

  Boss Baby : Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.

  Tim : What?

  Boss Baby : AIM AWAY FROM FAILURE!

  [Tim steers away from the tree, the scene transforms back into a suburb backdrop] 

  Tim : I'm doing it, I'm doing it!

  [They travel through a forest, with Eugene close behind who is smashing past trees] 

  Boss Baby : Once success is a habit, then it's all down...

  Tim , Boss Baby : HILL!

  [They ride down a hill. At which time, they see the car which their parents are in with Francis Francis] 

  Tim : Look! There they are! Mom! Dad!

  [as the car passes the train crossing, a train passes by] 

  Tim : Train!

  Boss Baby : Choo-choo!

  Boss Baby : [They continue to approach the train crossing, with Eugene close behind]  Templeton, stop!

  [Tim notices a mold of sand at a construction site next to the tracks, he steers towards it] 

  Boss Baby : What are you doing?

  [Tim pedals faster, the scene transforms into a ramp, with them riding a motorcycle, at the end of the ramp there is a ring of fire] 

  Tim : We're going to make it.

  Boss Baby : But I don't have a quote for this!

  [They jump, Boss Baby yells out 'Aaahhh'! And they make it, as the scene transform back into the 'real' world. Eugene crashes into the mold of sand, ending the pursuit] 

  Boss Baby : [to Tim]  You did it!

  Tim : No! We did it!

  Boss Baby : And all without your training wheels.

• Boss Baby : Tim, I may look like a baby, but I was born all grown up.

  Tim : I can't even imagine not being a kid. You missed out on your whole childhood? You never had someone to love you?

  Boss Baby : [yawning]  Well, you can't miss what you never had.

• Boss Baby : [in puppy costume]  I've never been so humiliated in all my LIFE.

  [dog sniffs costume's bottom part] 

  Boss Baby : Ugh!

• Tim : [to Boss Baby]  What if you go baby again?

  Boss Baby : Don't worry. I'll be fine.

  [Goes into normal baby mode] 

  Boss Baby : Fine, fine, fine...

  [Slaps] 

  Boss Baby : ... fine!

• Tim : What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about?

  Boss Baby : She's demanding actual results!

• Boss Baby : Upsies! I need upsies!

• [last lines] 

  Tim's Daughter : Daddy, is that a true story?

  Adult Tim : Well, sweetie That's how I remember it. But you what I learned? There's plenty of love for everyone.

  Tim's Daughter : Even me?

  Adult Tim : Especially you. Just ask your uncle Ted.

  Boss Baby : Hey there. I hear you're going to have a baby siter.

  Tim's Daughter : I wanted a horse.

  Boss Baby : Get yourself a horse.

  [throws her money then turns to Tim] 

  Boss Baby : I'm proud of you, Lesley.

  Adult Tim : Right back at you, Linsey.

  Tim's Daughter : Hey there.

  [stares at her new baby sister who wears a suit and looks like Boss Baby. She gasps and the baby winks]