- Green Lantern: I use my mask in my work.
- Sinestro: [posing as a fortune teller] You do? Well then you're obviously a burglar or the Lone Ranger.
- Green Lantern: I'm not a burglar.
- Sinestro: Well then, give my regards to Tonto.
- Batman: Fellow Superheroes or, in deference to the ladies, Super Persons, we are gathered here tonight to pay tribute to one of our former colleagues, and perhaps the greatest Superhero of all. When many of us were, ahem, still in short leotards, this man was saving the world virtually single handedly. Lets have a warm, Super welcome for: Retired Man.
- Narrator: Will the Caped Crusader and the Teen Thunderbolt fall victim to the villains plot? The world is at stake. Stay tuned.
- Dr. Thaddeus Bodog Sivana: [disguised as a small boy] Lemonade, Mister? Only five cents a glass!
- Captain Marvel: I don't have time for that now, son.
- Dr. Thaddeus Bodog Sivana: Oh please sir, please. My ma is sick, and I'm raising my brother and sister, and were gonna get evicted tomorrow and my father's in jail and my grandma croaked and they wouldn't burry my grandma until I come up with the money.
- Captain Marvel: Alright. Here. Keep the change.
- The Riddler: Gentlemen, we've had our fun, the game is done The heroes we've outclassed; it proves what we've always said: nice guys finish last.