The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Hook-up Reverberation (2014)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Sheldon Cooper : So, what are some ways we could set our comic book store apart from the competition?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hmm, kids buy comic books. It would be great to figure out a way to get more kids in the store.

  Howard Wolowitz : You know, when I was a kid, I loved going there, but I could never get a ride.

  Raj Koothrappali : Ooh, what if we got a van and drove around and picked kids up?

  Sheldon Cooper : Nice! Like at schools and parks.

  Howard Wolowitz : Toy stores, puppet shows.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hold on. So your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes.

  Leonard Hofstadter : And are you going to use candy to lure them in?

  Raj Koothrappali : We are now!

• Howard Wolowitz : He has my mother buying four-ply now. Four-ply! If his tushy is so delicate, why doesn't he just wipe with an angora rabbit?

  Sheldon Cooper : For starters, they shed and bite.

• Howard Wolowitz : I wish Stuart opened his store again. I hate this place too.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [Points to Sheldon]  Okay, him I understand, because he's an eighty-year old in a fifteen-year-old's T-shirt. You're just upset about Stuart and your mom and all their HBOs.

  Howard Wolowitz : You're right, I am. You know, I can't even watch Game of Thrones anymore without thinking about my mother asking "Stuart, which one's Thrones?"

• Leonard Hofstadter : Did you hear about this research on gene manipulation that's trying to create some sort of dinosaur-like chicken?

  Sheldon Cooper : I think that sounds wonderful.

  Howard Wolowitz : What? You're afraid of both dinosaurs and birds.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but you tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.