24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2014 Video)
James Bartholet: Co-Pilot
Quotes
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Co-Pilot : [after firing three rounds through the cockpit door, Jack bursts into the cockpit] Who the hell are you?
Jack Bauer : Name's Jack Bauer. I'm a federal agent with the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles.
Co-Pilot : Well, you just shot the captain, you idiot!
Jack Bauer : That's not important. I need you to land this plane, now!
Co-Pilot : We're on approach to LAX.
Jack Bauer : We'll never make it to LAX.
Co-Pilot : It's only four miles away.
Jack Bauer : Listen to me. We're running out of *time*. I need you to set this son of a bitch down on the four-oh-five, now!
Co-Pilot : In the middle of rush hour?
Jack Bauer : Listen, you set this goddamn plane down now, or I will!
Co-Pilot : Go to Hell!