- Lieutenant Carpentier: I'll admit; I'm more confident on four wheels. But two wheels... is pretty thrilling. But the hard part's staying on two wheels.
- Mr. Lebleu: If every cuckold cut up his wife, you wouldn't find many left whole.
- Commandant Van der Weyden: You catch that?
- Lieutenant Carpentier: No, captain.
- Commandant Van der Weyden: If every unfaithful wife got chopped up into pieces... We're leaving. We'll be back.