Hal Sparks: Donald Davenport

Quotes 

• Donald Davenport : [having unveiled action figures of Adam, Bree and Chase for Christmas]  Now that the world knows and loves you guys, a toy company was eager to put one of these in every kid's stocking... for a small licensing fee.

  Leo Dooley : [coughs markedly]  Didn't they forget a certain someone?

  [Donald looks at Leo] 

  Leo Dooley : I'm just saying this face would look dashing in molded plastic. It appeals to children of all ages.

  Donald Davenport : Leo, we agreed to keep your bionic arm a secret. Besides, this is about Adam, Bree and Chase - and ME!

  [holds up a replica of himself, beginning to play with it as a child] 

  Donald Davenport : [noticing everyone staring at him]  What? It comes free with the set.

  Bree Davenport : Right, because no one would actually pay for you.

• [Donald invites Leo for a snowball fight with snowball guns] 

  Leo Dooley : So rare the cow volunteers for the slaughter.

  Donald Davenport : Lock and load.

• Donald Davenport : If you need me, I'll be in the laundry chute.

• Leo Dooley : [to Rose, sobbing]  I'm just a child. I didn't know what was going on.

  Donald Davenport : [as Leo sobs into his hands]  What are you doing?

  Leo Dooley : [to Donald]  She already hates you; I can still get out of this alive.

• Grandma Rose : He's a bad father.

  Leo Dooley : Okay, that's it. Gramma, you can yell at him for a lot of things. He's egotistical, immature...

  Donald Davenport : Handsome.

  Leo Dooley : Delusional!