Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Blues Brothers 2000 (2014)

Rob Walker: Cameraman

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. You know, I was walking down the aisles of a video store when I noticed something I haven't seen in years: "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue". Immediately a pool of disappointing memories came flooding back to me and I just knew I had to see this piece of shit again. Now for those of you who don't remember the special, I'll give you the skinny.

  [period of silence] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Usually some clips from the special would play here but seeing how my copy died a long time ago, I'm just gonna move on without it.

  Cameraman : Uh, Critic?

  Nostalgia Critic : Yeah?

  Cameraman : What are you doing?

  Nostalgia Critic : Isn't it great? I'm recreating the glory days of my first review!

  Cameraman : But you're missing one of the most important elements. It's only half a review without it.

  Nostalgia Critic : No, it's okay; I thought about that! You see, I fill in the void by replacing it with a bunch of other critics!

  [gestures towards other people dressed as the Critic] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Like, Black Critic, Little Kid Critic, Animated Kitten Critic, Sexy Female Critic, Invisible Critic... who might just be a wall, and of course, Cameo Critic!

  Cameo Critic : Uh, it's a living.

  Cameraman : Was this a fan request or something?

  Nostalgia Critic : No, that's the great thing about it! Nobody wanted to see it, and now it's here for everybody to witness!

  Cameraman : Critic, how can anyone enjoy a recreation that only has half of what made it good, forceful comedic sidekicks, practically nothing new to offer, and wasn't something that the fanbase ever demanded in the first place to begin with?

  Nostalgia Critic : I think they get the idea.

  Cameraman : All right.

  Nostalgia Critic : "Blues Brothers 2000".