- Donald: [Discussing Adam and Shane's encyclopedia sales] It's not gonna happen, I flatly refuse.
- Alf: Hang on, Don. Have you looked into this properly?
- Donald: Looked into what? We're dealing with Adam Cameron?
- Alf: Yeah, I know that. But I mean, they'd be good for the school. Wouldn't they?
- Donald: Well Yes, but at what price?
- Bobby: Dad, they're free. No charge, You know, Zilch?
- Alf: Gee, Don. I don't reckon you oughta look a gift horse in the mouth, encyclopedias don't grown on trees, you know...