Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Goes Outside! (2015)
Tanner Flood: Buckley Voorhees
Quotes
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Kimmy Schmidt : [grabbing the candy bar Buckley stole] Hey! I saw you steal this. Where is your grownup? Are you alone? Or are you some kind of tiny businessman, sir?
Buckley Voorhees : Stranger danger!
[runs off]
Kimmy Schmidt : I'm not stranger danger! I'm a stranger danger ranger!
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Jacqueline Voorhees : [answering her door] Thank God. Are you the dog masseuse?
Kimmy Schmidt : No. Ma'am, I found your son.
Jacqueline Voorhees : Buckley? Where's Hunong?
Buckley Voorhees : She never picked me up, so I was just walking home.
Kimmy Schmidt : Liar!
Jacqueline Voorhees : I'm sorry, and you work for the school?
Kimmy Schmidt : No.
Jacqueline Voorhees : So you're an Uber driver.
Kimmy Schmidt : No.
Jacqueline Voorhees : So you *are* the dog masseuse?