- Madeline: You wanna have sex again?
- Kevin: What! No.
- Madeline: I know that look.
- Kevin: No.
- Madeline: You're tenacious.
- Kevin: Not interested.
- Madeline: You mean you've never ever wanted to fuck a starfish?
- Kevin: This is the least attractive thing I've seen you do.
- [Madeline moves her tongue in and out]
- Kevin: Ugh.
- Dr. Newman: I need you to go to the kitchen, make a pot of coffee, pour a mug three quarters full, then you fill the rest with whiskey, and you need like a teaspoon of brown sugar in it, alright?
- Kevin: What! You want me to make an irish coffee?
- Dr. Newman: Whipped cream would be fantastic.
- [pause]
- Dr. Newman: Go.
- [Kevin leaves. He looks at Madeline from top to bottom]
- Dr. Newman: Well, she's got great feet.
- Dr. Newman: Listen, you just gotta keep her awake all night. You're gonna be fine, okay? You got this.
- [Puts his right fist up]
- Dr. Newman: Okay, that's a fist bump. You failed.