- Cpl. Derrick Hill: And Randy, we're forgetting the best part - we get to wear special uniforms...
- [holds up a safety vest that reads "Fort McGee Cleanup Crew - It's Our Doody"]
- Pvt. Randy Hill: [giggles and looks away] Damn, I can't even read it.
- Private Park: [after the platoon failed a marching demonstration]
- [Smiling]
- Private Park: You made me believe in myself, Sgt Hill...
- [Angry]
- Private Park: How could you?
- Sgt. Major Donald Cody: What is that slop you're doing with your hand?
- Sgt. Pete Hill: I'm waving.
- Sgt. Major Donald Cody: Be a man - wave like a princess.
- Sgt. Pete Hill: [Marching] Rear D's the place for me,
- Alpha Company: Rear D's the place for me,
- Sgt. Pete Hill: Supporting the post and families,
- Alpha Company: Supporting the post and families,
- Sgt. Pete Hill: We don't brag and we don't boast,
- Alpha Company: We don't brag and we don't boast,
- Sgt. Pete Hill: We are here when you need us most.
- Alpha Company: We are here when you need us most.
- Sgt. Pete Hill: Forward platoon, march! Left, left, left, right
- Alpha Company: Sweeping crew!
- Sgt. Pete Hill: Left, left, left
- Alpha Company: Shovlin' pooh!
- [Parade crowd cheers]