- Frankie Heck: Wait - those are your directions?
- Axl Heck: It's a napkin with a map on it. It's a map-kin. Later.
- Sue Heck: I know you said not to look at Yelp, Brad, but I did.
- Brad Bottig: Oh, Sue. I have an advance copy of the yearbook. Don't look at that either.
- Frankie Heck: I can't believe he's been here for two days and he didn't come home. That lying, sneaky, little jerk.
- Mike Heck: Did you tell him that?
- Frankie Heck: No, I was hiding in the bushes outside the window.
- Axl Heck: You know, you only focus on the bad things I do. I'm smart in a lot of ways. You just never see it.
- Frankie Heck: Whatever. Have fun in Tennessee.
- Axl Heck: I'm in Tennessee?