The Disaster Artist (2017)
Ari Graynor: Juliette, 'Lisa'
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Quotes
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[as Johnny kills himself in "The Room"]
Dan Janjigian : Do it!
Juliette , Robyn Paris : Do it! Do it!
The Whole Audience : Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
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Juliette : It's still going?
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Juliette : [as Tommy is dry-humping her navel while filming the sex scene] I think you're aiming a little bit high.
Tommy Wiseau : I aim where I aim, just do the scene.
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Philip : [to Greg] Can we ask you something? What's this movie about?
Robyn Paris : I have a theory - it's autobiographical. Someone in his life was a Denny, a kid brother, someone he looked out for. Someone else was a Mark, the better-looking friend he was always jealous of. I'm sure there was a Michelle somewhere, and a Mike.
Juliette : So who was Lisa? Someone who broke his heart, stabbed him the back and ruined his life?
Robyn Paris : Pretty obvious to me - that's the universe.
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Tommy Wiseau : What is this? This makeup. You look like you're swimming in lake.
Carolyn Minnott : It's a hundred degrees in here.
Tommy Wiseau : Makeup!
Greg Sestero : Tommy, if you're not gonna pay for air conditioning, you at least have to pay for water.
Juliette : Could we maybe just have a little bit of water before the scene? I...
Tommy Wiseau : Okay, I stop you. I stop everybody right there, okay? Nobody in Hollywood will give you water either, okay?
Greg Sestero : That's not true. Dude, we can't work like this!
Tommy Wiseau : Well, I'm not Santa Claus, all right? Maybe you go buy water for everybody, *Greg,* okay? Maybe girlfriend bring you some water or something.
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Tommy Wiseau : [about to film the love scene] We go, okay? Rolling?
[Stops and notices a pimple on Juliette]
Tommy Wiseau : Wait wait wait! Cut cut! What is this? What is this, this disgusting...
Juliette : [offended] It's my body!
Tommy Wiseau : No, this, pimples on the... Makeup! Makeup, come fix this disgusting body!