- Anthony DiNozzo: [Tony and McGee are going through paperwork] This recall paperwork is mind numbing.
- Timothy McGee: Well, legal statutes, mandatory procedures and corporate oversights are meant to protect us.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Whatever happened to Darwinism?
- Timothy McGee: You have to sign a release for that.
- Timothy McGee: What about those buckets?
- Ellie Bishop: When I said he "lived in his truck", it wasn't hyperbole. Our missing driver was not a fan of pit stops.
- Timothy McGee: Did you check them?
- Ellie Bishop: Ha!
- [realizes he's being serious]
- Ellie Bishop: Mmm, for what?
- Timothy McGee: Contraband. It's the first place I'd hide something I didn't want found.
- Ellie Bishop: [grimacing] Hmm... I wish that didn't make sense.
- [McGee drives Delilah to what looks like an empty field]
- Delilah Fielding: Okay, this is weird, kind of creepy. Why is there a wheelchair in the middle of that field?
- [McGee does not answer, he just checks his watch. A few seconds later, Freddie - a disabled former Marine who runs a skydiving school in spite of being paralyzed below the waist - parachutes onto the field, landing right beside his wheelchair]
- Freddie Linn: Whoo, bulls-eye! Seven out of ten!
- [waves]
- Freddie Linn: Be right over, Agent McGee!
- Delilah Fielding: Hey, since you're all here, I would like to thank you for taking out that evil coward bastard Benham Parsa.
- Anthony DiNozzo: You know, that was actually the name on the death certificate.
- [Bishop is hit by three rifle bullets; Tony opens her jacket and sees her bulletproof vest held]
- Anthony DiNozzo: Bishop? Bishop!
- Ellie Bishop: [wheezing] Holy fish sticks, that hurt.
- Anthony DiNozzo, Timothy McGee: Probie!
- Timothy McGee: You know, when we call, it usually means you come to us.
- Ellie Bishop: At first, "Probie" sounded endearing and cute. Doesn't anymore.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [re: the crashed van] Missing driver, go.
- Ellie Bishop: He was a disgusting slob who lived in his truck. I found his dirty clothes, his dirty mattress, and his dirty, *dirty* porn. It's all part of the rookie hazing thing, huh?
- Anthony DiNozzo: It's not hazing.
- Timothy McGee: It's part of the job.