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Mediocre, instantly dated porn failure
lor_28 May 2015
WENDY'S PALACE boasts a talented director (Kemal Horulu), a soft-core super-talent (Linda Boyce), so on paper it should have been a winner. Alas, it's a D.O.A. example of a half- hearted porn film that belongs to a previous era, accounting for its obscurity.

Though DVD distributor Vinegar Syndrome slots it in its "Drive-In" series, this film was not drive-in movie material and unfortunately was released after hardcore porn had already outdated the earlier soft-core art form. Neither fish nor fowl, it wouldn't please Adult Cinema patrons of 1971 and 1972, and I can't imagine drive-ins (which I regularly attended) booking it in place of far more entertaining Corman (New World), Buckalew (Boxoffice Intl.) or Crown Intl. product.

Boyce plays a hooker but even as a fan of her great mid-'60s starring roles I couldn't recognize her, incognito in a horrible wig. She buys (for 4,000 smackers) a call girl service from retiring madam Ute Erickson, also wearing a lousy wig but more easily spotted underneath.

Her adventures as the new madam are boring and stupid, and the parade of whores servicing johns is equally boring and stupid. Horulu, who already had at least one classic under his belt (the brilliant SOME LIKE IT VIOLENT) must have had budget cuts during filming, because most of the picture ends up being MOS, requring florid and nonsensical narration to knit it all togeher.

Main plot line of her on again, off again romantic affair with cop, then ex-cop Patrick Wright (whose wife has a pointless cameo later) is entirely unconvincing and really only exists in voice-over.

The sexiest woman in the stable, a character named Jill with rosy nipples and a visage and figure that presages current sweater girl fave Christina Hendricks, is left out of the credits entirely.

Strictly soft-core, there are a couple of hotter (still soft) shots featured in the movie's trailer, also incuded in the 2-fer DVD. That DVD is pretty sloppy too; in its on-screen menu of choices the title is spelled "Wedny's Palace".

I've seen all of Kemal's movies with the exception of his biggest hit ALL ABOUT THE SEX OF ALL NATIONS, which like other fake-documentaries at the dawn of the '70s packed 'em in at the box office. He mixed quality work with stinkers, like this one and even worse the unreleased THE ALL American HONEYMOON which Something Weird unearthed belatedly and I seemingly was the only person to buy a copy.
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8/10
A prime slice of vintage early 70's sleaze
Woodyanders20 February 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Small town gal Wendy (a pleasingly saucy portrayal by the attractive Linda Boyce) resorts to prostitution after moving to New York City. Wendy gets busted by corrupt vice cop Vince (a nicely slimy turn by the ubiquitous Patrick Wright) and winds up spending 90 days in jail. In the wake of finishing her sentence, Wendy decides to quit working the streets by owning and operating her own brothel instead. Director Kemal Horulu covers all the satisfyingly scuzzy exploitation bases: Abundant female nudity (several guys go full monty for the ladies, too!), choice footage of New York in its gloriously seedy 70's glory, spicy girl on girl lesbian action, sizzling soft-core sex, sonorous narration, and a tight 72 minute running time which ensures that this picture never becomes tedious or overstays its welcome. The bevy of fine looking ladies certainly doesn't hurt matters in the least: Uta Erickson as Wendy's loyal gal pal Lola, delicious brunette Judith Kely as seasoned whore Fancy, Ginger Ross as stunning black beauty Ruby, and yummy blonde Selma Marks as the enticing Jane. Tallie Cochrane pops up in an uncredited bit role as a hooker. Piri Bailin's eclectic score alternates between lush classical orchestral tunes and lowdown funky blues. Paul Prado's no-frills cinematography might not be too polished, but it gets the job done just the same. Recommended viewing for fans of 70's sin cinema.
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