Family Guy (TV Series)

Peter Problems (2014)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Droopy Dog

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Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : How do I put this delicately... My hog cannot partake in the slop this evening.

• Lois Griffin : Oh. Peter. You're up.

  Stewie Griffin : That's not what I heard.

  [he and Brian snicker] 

  Brian Griffin : [hands him vodka]  Hey Peter, you want a little something to put in that orange juice?

  Peter Griffin : What? Why? It's 9 A.M.

  Brian Griffin : Well, I figured you'd like to start the day with a stiff one.

  [the whole family laughs] 

  Chris Griffin : You can't get a boner! You're a failure as a man and a father!