- Wendy Beauchamp: Well, I was right.
- Freya Beauchamp, Ingrid Beauchamp: [Speaking at the same time] What happened? - What do you mean?
- Wendy Beauchamp: I knew something came through the portal.
- Freya Beauchamp, Ingrid Beauchamp: What do you mean? - You saw something?
- Wendy Beauchamp: I may not remember what happened that night but I know someone came through. I can sense him, hear him, smell him. I tracked him to the forest tonight. I finally saw the son of a bitch.
- Freya Beauchamp, Ingrid Beauchamp: What did he look like? - You saw him?
- Wendy Beauchamp: He's cloaking himself, somehow; he moves really fast, like a blur or a shadow. - I can see his aura. He's dark, evil, predatory, hungry. He's messing with me like a cat, right before it goes in for the kill.
- Ingrid Beauchamp: I guess, you would know.
- Joanna Beauchamp: Stop treating me, like I'm made of glass. Victor and I have my condition well under control. And I don't need the woman, who died in a trapeze accident lecturing me on safety.
- Ingrid Beauchamp: I died in a trapeze accident?
- Joanna Beauchamp: No. I did.
- Ingrid Beauchamp: Mike really got burned to a crisp, didn't he?
- Wendy Beauchamp: Oh, Mike was a little shit, he deserved it.
- Tommy: There's another copy right there. You should really be more observant.
- Wendy Beauchamp: So why'd you take mine?
- Tommy: Because I wanted to win.
- Ingrid Beauchamp: I got the job. I got the job!
- Hudson Rafferty: You really are a witch.
- Ingrid Beauchamp: Or maybe he just realized I'm totally qualified.
- [Starts dancing]
- Ingrid Beauchamp: I got the job, I got the job.
- Hudson Rafferty: Shh, I'm Googling sex spells.
- Hudson Rafferty: Sorry I'm late. Traffic was crazy.Great earrings, by the way. Very daring.
- Ingrid Beauchamp: Thank you. I have been feeling more adventurous lately. In fact, I just did something crazy. Don't judge me.
- Hudson Rafferty: I probably will.
- Ingrid Beauchamp: The university is looking for someone to curate their newly-donated collection of historic documents relating to witchcraft in southern New England from the 1650s to present day.
- Hudson Rafferty: So boring... but that is perfect for you.
- Ingrid Beauchamp: Exactly, but there's a catch. They're only interviewing PhDs.
- Hudson Rafferty: So?
- Ingrid Beauchamp: So, I'm not one. But I called up the Dean of the history department anyway, and I told him I was, and he's coming here to interview me today.
- Hudson Rafferty: Great. So, what's the problem?
- Ingrid Beauchamp: I lied to him!
- Hudson Rafferty: Please. It's a white lie. I tell them all the time. It's like, I wasn't actually stuck in traffic today. I just felt like sleeping in. And you are so not pulling off those earrings.