Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! (2013)
Aly Michalka: Brooke
Quotes
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Walden Schmidt : [Brooke is waxing Walden's genitals while wearing a white latex glove, she rips off the wax cloth and Walden screams] Okay, oh God, how about a little head's up next time?
Brooke : [she is applying other wax] Okay, head's up.
[she rips it off and Walden screams]
Brooke : Okay, so why are you here?
Walden Schmidt : Well, um, my-my-my friend, Jenny thinks that really cool and this is kinda awkward, not really sure how to say this,
[Broke is applying another wax strip and she rips it off and Walden screams]
Walden Schmidt : take her out again!
Brooke : Yeah, I don't know I mean I like to keep it casual lesbians get too attached and somebody always ends up screaming or crying.
[she rips off another wax strip, Walden starts crying]
Walden Schmidt : I get that, oh, uh but here's the thing, Jenny's really awesome and I think if you took a chance to get to know her that you would really like her.
Brooke : Yeah, I don't know, turn over.
Walden Schmidt : What?
Brooke : All fours, butt up.
Walden Schmidt : This reminds me of a horrible horrible prison nightmare, I once had.
[she starts applying the wax to his buttocks]
Brooke : You know I got to say if you are willing to go through all this for your friend, she must be all right huh? I'll give her a call. Okay, this one's gonna hurt.
Walden Schmidt : This one?
[she rips off the wax strip, he screams]
Walden Schmidt : Mommy!