Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Rixty Minutes (2014)

Sarah Chalke: Beth Smith

Photos 

Quotes 

• Beth Smith : Oh, I get it. Now that you know you could have had it better, YOU resent ME for holding YOU back.

  Jerry : Well now that we know you think the tables are turning, WE know YOU thought there were unturned tables!

• Jerry : [to Beth]  All this time, you've been thinking, "What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?"

  Summer Smith : Um...

  Jerry : [to Beth]  Well now you know: you'd be a doctor.

  [circles finger] 

  Jerry : Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht -

  [holds up device] 

  Jerry : banging Kristen Stewart!

  Summer Smith : You thought about getting an abortion?

  Beth Smith : Everyone thinks about it. Obviously, I'm the version of me that didn't do it. So you're welcome.

  Jerry : Yeah, you're welcome.

  Summer Smith : Yeah, thank you guys so much. It's a real treat to be raised by parents that forced themselves to be together instead of being happy.