Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Rick Potion #9 (2014)

Sarah Chalke: Beth Smith

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Quotes 

• Jerry : I wish that shotgun was my penis.

  Beth : If it were you could call me Ernest Hemingway.

  Jerry : I don't get it, and I don't need to.

• Beth : Jerry!Thank god!

  Jerry : God? God's turning people into insect monsters, Beth. I'm the one beating them to death. Thank me.

• Davin : Beth?

  Beth : What is it, Davin?

  Davin : Just once, I'd like to know...

  [sneezes] 

  Davin : ... w-w-what it was like to give your son a bath.

  Beth : *What?*

  Davin : What does Morty's skin smell like? How soft...

  [grunts] 

  Davin : How soft are his privates?