Logan (2017)

Stephen Merchant: Caliban

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Quotes 

• Caliban : Beware the light.

  [blows himself up] 

• Caliban : [shows Logan an adamantium bullet]  Found this in your pocket. Adamantium. If you are planning to blow your brains out, could you wait till you're out on the high seas? I just mopped these floors.

• Caliban : A year ago... you asked me to help you, and... God knows, I've tried... But I can't help you, Logan, not really... if you're not gonna talk to me.

  [Logan, sitting beside Caliban, looks down and away from him] 

  Caliban : I hear you at night; you're not sleeping; you don't wanna talk about that... Or the booze you're drinking... Or the pus you're wiping away from your knuckles. Or the blood I wash from your clothes. Or the... fresh wounds in your chest; the ones that aren't healing... And I'm pretty sure you don't wanna talk about the fact that you can't read the label on that bottle...

  [Logan looks bewildered then takes the bottle to try and read it] 

  Caliban : It says 'Ibuprofen'.

  [In a fit of anger, Logan smacks Caliban's drink from his hand, shattering the cup] 

  Caliban : That was my favourite mug.

  Logan : Stay outta my shit.

• Caliban : I don't want to fight, but there's things we need to discuss.

  Logan : What things?

  Caliban : Well, would it be considered nagging if I was to repeat my previous observation that the dose is too low to suppress the seizures?

  Logan : It's what the guy gave me. I wasn't in a position to make demands.

  Caliban : Well I almost died this morning. That seizure was...

  Logan : It was barely a minute!

  Caliban : It felt a lot longer than a minute. I couldn't breathe. You're less affected.

• [Logan kicks the unconscious Pierce onto his back; Caliban approaches them and removes his goggles] 

  Caliban : Looks like ex-military. Bounty hunter, maybe?

  Logan : Worse.

  [Logan hands Caliban Pierce's card] 

  Caliban : Is he by himself?

  Logan : Not for long.

  [drops the pipe and steals Pierce's gun] 

  Logan : Get him back in his ride, take him out to the wash and dump him.

  Caliban : What if he wakes up before I get there?

  [Logan kicks Pierce in the head and hands the gun to Caliban] 

  Logan : Text me where you are. We'll pick you up.

  [Logan closes the boot of his limo and walks towards the factory; Caliban looks at the gun and card]