Community (TV Series)
Basic Sandwich (2014)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : [after Ian Duncan is electrocuted] Is Duncan okay?
Professor Hickey : He'll live, but his food's gonna taste like burnt aluminum for a while.
Professor Ian Duncan : It's pronounced "alumin-i-um".
Professor Hickey : See, he's fine.
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Russell Borchert : So anyway, I sealed myself up down here with 50 years of food, 50 years of toilet paper, and 50 years of cocaine, which I somehow ran out of after about 10 years.
Jeff Winger : Wow, the 80s happened down here, too.
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Jeff Winger : Objection! I teach law at Greendale, so believe me I don't know much about law. But I do know a contract violation when I see one.
Carl : This is a legitimate transaction, where a city is selling a school to a restaurant. It happens somewhere everyday.
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Abed Nadir : Jeff, in case you ever have to remember me, can I give you some options for voice-over quotes?
Jeff Winger : Shut up, Abed.
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Jeff Winger : Okay, guys, stop it now. Nobody wants to admit its over, but come on.
Dean Pelton : Oh, look, it's Jeff Winger, fun police, here to pull over our smiles 'cause our mouths have tinted windows.
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Jeff Winger : Abed, if there's killer robots down here, you'll tell them we're on your side, right?
Abed Nadir : Yes, but we won't know them from ordinary robots until they kill us.