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Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (2014)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Was everyone's takeaway from last time that we can use D&D to reprogram brains? Nobody feels that we almost caused a suicide?
Jeff Winger : We prevented one.
[Almost says "Fat", but catches himself]
Jeff Winger : Fa... bulous Neil felt like a nobody. And thanks to us, he's still out there, doing this and that in the background.
[Neil appears in the background, walking around]
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Britta Perry : We are here so Tristram Steelheart, Lord of the Sky Spiders, can slay the necromancer. You cool or are we gonna have to get red?
Jeff Winger : Tiny Nuggins, Waterboarder of Goblins, will do the slaying, because every man has the right to hang out with his grandson.
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Annie Edison : Do they like each other now?
Jeff Winger : Are you kidding me? They can't stand being in the same room. I also don't think they can handle being apart. And I think they just found a way to avoid doing either. And that's the best most fathers and sons can do.
Dean Pelton : [Gasps. Then, choked up] You've made me so proud today.
Jeff Winger : Ugh. Does anyone know where we can buy a real sword?