Eleven Eleven (2018)

Charles Baker: Tim Faris

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• [first lines] 

  Tim Faris : [narrating]  Look, I always try to tell my wife the truth. But obviously I haven't always been able to tell her the *whole* truth. My name's Tim Faris. This is my wife Eve. And our daughter Mallory. She's 15 now. Em, that's Dax, lives next door--friend of Mallory's. Just ignore him.

• Tim Faris : [giving his tour to a couple]  So, how long have you been married?

  Sophie : Five years.

  Clint : 10 years.

  Sophie : Oh, we're not married to each other.

  Clint : We're having an affair.

  Sophie : We decided to have a weekend away. Couple trouble.

  Clint : She's exaggerating. We're fine.

  Sophie : Affairs don't just happen, Clint! You have to work at then!

  Clint : Well, God knows it's felt like work recently!

• Tim Faris : [at Abductee Anonymous meeting]  I'm Tim, I'm an abductee. What? I was abducted, I swear!

  James : It's not an abduction unless the spacecraft actually lifts off.

  Tim Faris : That's so unfair.