- Jake Peralta: Why do I have to dress up for Thanksgiving? I don't even celebrate that stuff. The whole holiday is based on overeating. We should be wearing velvet tracksuits and diapers.
- Terry Jeffords: [disgusted] What's in these?
- Amy Santiago: Potatoes, butter, a little milk. Oh, and I ran out of salt, so I used baking soda.
- Terry Jeffords: Why wouldn't you? They're both white powders! Of course they're interchangeable!
- Amy Santiago: [seriously, not understanding Terry's problem] Yeah.