- Ida Quagmire: Are you okay, Glen?
- Quagmire: [Bruised and hanging upside-down, tied up with power-cord] No, I'm pretty fucking far from okay right now.
- Stewie Griffin: What are you doing?
- Brian Griffin: Ah, yes, I've been using Rupert as a chew toy.
- Stewie Griffin: Chewing him with your crotch?
- Brian Griffin: Dogs hump stuffed animals, what's the big deal? You said I could have Rupert, now.
- Stewie Griffin: Well, I've changed my mind. And by the way, Rupert's a Dude you big Gaylord!
- Stewie Griffin: Oh Rupert! This time it's forever! I hope Oscar didn't take it too hard, though.
- [Cut to attic. Oscar has apparently painted a huge canvas of Stewie's face and then hanged himself in front of it]
- Hawaiian Shirt Vendor: How about you, Big Island?
- Peter Griffin: Wow, Heart Disease looks beautiful wrapped in a Floral Pattern!
- Brian Griffin: [finds Stewie in the attic having tea with his old teddy bear Oscar] Stewie, what are you doing up here?
- Stewie Griffin: [gasps] Brian! It... it's not what you think. Alright, I... I came up here for a photo shoot and it just got way, way out of hand!
- Brian Griffin: You're having tea. How is that out of hand? Is your shirt on backwards?
- Stewie Griffin: Please, you can't tell Rupert I was up here. Alright? He... he wouldn't understand. He'll kill himself, Brian! He's been through so much already, he can't take much more! Brian, he watched his brother drown!
- Stewie Griffin: Brian?
- [Brian is seem trying to hump Rupert]
- Brian Griffin: Oh, hey.
- Stewie Griffin: [irate] What the hell are you doing?
- Brian Griffin: I've been kind of using Rupert as a chew toy.
- Stewie Griffin: Chewing him with your crotch?
- Brian Griffin: Hey dogs love humping stuffed animals, what can I say. Besides, I thought you liked Oscar better.
- [Stewie takes Rupert back]
- Stewie Griffin: Well, I just changed my mind. And you know Rupert's a dude, right? You gay lord?
- [Peter and Joe stumble out of the Clam drunk]
- Peter Griffin: Okay, Joe? Joe? You're drunk. Gimme your keys. And... And I'm drunk, so I'll give you my keys. Okay, now we're both good to drive home.
- [cut to Peter and Joe driving each other's cars and Peter pulls Joe over and steps up to the car]
- Peter Griffin: You been drinkin' tonight, sir?
- Joe Swanson: Uh, no, officer, I just had a glass of dinner with my wine.
- Peter Griffin: Okay, I'munna need ya to step out of the car and walk a straight line, please.
- [Joe opens Peter's car door and drops to the ground]
- Peter Griffin: Alright, you be safe, sir, there's a lotta crazies out there tonight.
- Peter Griffin: Wow, I can't believe that the guy at the front desk with the facial tattoos and the pony tail would let this go on!
- Ryan: [At "Ryan's Hawaiians"] How about you, Big Island? Want to try one?
- [Wraps Peter in a Hawaiian Shirt]
- Peter Griffin: Wow! Heart Disease looks beautiful wrapped in a floral pattern!