All Relative (2014)

Al Thompson: Jared, Harry's friend

Quotes 

• Jared : The most important thing in this situation right now, you're one step away from having a mother-daughter threesome.

• [first lines] 

  Jared : Dude, let me tell you something. The French, they have it all figured out, right? I read this article online, actually an in-depth blog. And it was saying how they consistently have better, more-fulfilling relationships than Americans, because they aren't so... so goal-oriented When it comes to love. They don't judge a relationship based on the final outcome. They value the actual journey.