The Cobbler (2014)
Adam Sandler: Max Simkin
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Quotes
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Max Simkin : Hey, Ma, let me ask you somethin'. You ever wish you were somebody else?
Sarah Simkin : No. I'm your mother. That's all I ever wanted to be.
Max Simkin : But... if you could do whatever you wanted to do, what would it be?
Sarah Simkin : Um... Have dinner with your father. That would be nice.
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Jimmy : I was always telling your pop he should sell this crap and make some money, but he can never throw anything away.
Max Simkin : Yeah, except his family.
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Abraham Simkin : You know, barbers have always been very trusted friends to us. We never have to worry about them.
Max Simkin : Uh, who do we have to worry about?
Abraham Simkin : Dry cleaners.
Max Simkin : Dry cleaners? Really?
Abraham Simkin : They're not nice fellas, and they're very powerful.
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[last lines]
Abraham Simkin : Tomorrow we'll sit down with the stitcher. I'll show you everything.
Max Simkin : Oh, man, that thing is great, Pop. Where-where did we get it?
Abraham Simkin : The stitcher? Oh, that's a good story, actually. A long time ago, on the coldest of winter nights, a vagrant came knocking at the door of our shop. Your great-great-grandfather gave him shelter when no one else would. He fed the man, mended his shoes... In the morning, the vagrant...
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Max Simkin : Kid, wake up! I'm not gonna eat you!
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Max Simkin : [Wearing a female customer's shoes] I'm a lady.
Max Simkin : [Feeling down his pants] No I'm not!
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Max Simkin : I don't sell shoes, Mrs. Stevens.
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Carmen Herrara : I'm delivering groceries to one of our elderly neighbors.
Max Simkin : All by yourself?
Carmen Herrara : Yeah, Max, I'm a bad ass.
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Carmen Herrara : How did you hear all of this.
Max Simkin : I heard it. I... Look, I have a special ability to see and hear stuff I shouldn't.
