- Pat Spence: Are you okay, honey?
- Frankie Heck: She's fine. Right, Sue? Aren't you fine?
- Sue Heck: Yep! Yep. Super fine. I'm gonna go to my room now for normal reasons.
- Tag Spence: For the first few months, I didn't even realize I was playing with real money. And by that time I was eight grand in, and every time I thought about quittin', this cyber girl comes up with a big rack, wanting me to buy more chips.
- Mike Heck: You know, this is the kind of thing you might want to share with a blood relative.
- Tag Spence: It's bad, Mike. It's bad. I'm afraid Pat's gonna cut me off in the bedroom.
- Mike Heck: Oh, jeez, I don't want to know this, Tag.
- Tag Spence: It's too late. You're in it now.
- Axl Heck: I'm crushing my Music Appreciation class. I'm getting a "C", and I've only showed up half the time.