- Karen Rooney: Hey, what did I say about running in the house?
- Evan: [rudely] What did I say about talking back, woman?
- Karen Rooney: Okay so, what is going on with you and Joey?
- Willow: Nothing, that's the problem. It's spring time, love is in the air, birds are chirping, but all I can think about is why doesn't my sweet little Joey-bird chirp at me?
- Joey Rooney: What are you doing at Willow's locker? More importantly, what am I doing at Willow's locker?