Modern Family (TV Series)
Larry's Wife (2013)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : There is the mark of the devil in our family. My great-great grandfather found an emerald mine, and sold his soul for it.
Jay Pritchett : Is there any paperwork to prove this?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : On my great grandmother's wedding day, a large bird picked him put and carried him off.
Jay Pritchett : Did you realize that a remarkable number of your stories end with a family member being carried off by a giant bird?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I only say what I am told.
Jay Pritchett : I'm just saying, by the third time we might think about moving the party inside.
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Jay Pritchett : So what if Joe's a little rambunctious? Kids should just be themselves.
Manny Delgado : [Wearing a Tyrolean hat] I'm ready.
Jay Pritchett : Not with that hat.
Manny Delgado : Guess I'm watching The Sound of Music with a regular hat.