The Simpsons (TV Series)
Simpsorama (2014)
John DiMaggio: Bender
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Don't drink my loved ones!
Bender : Bite my shiny metal ass!
Homer Simpson : A robot with a catchphrase!
Bart Simpson : Hey, Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?
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Bender : Zzzzz... Kill all humans... Zzzz... Kill all humans...
Homer Simpson : Zzzzz... Start with Flanders... Zzzzz... Start with Flanders...
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Homer Simpson : Hey... Uh... What's the robot version of "bromance"?
Bender : Ro-mance.
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Bender : My ass is about to project something.
Homer Simpson : [whispering loudly] You don't have to announce it! Just do it quietly and blame the dog!
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Bender : Aw, I can't do it.
Lisa Simpson : What stopped you, Bender? Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?
Bender : You think robots care what some hack science-fiction writer thinks? I killed Isaac Asimov on the way over here. Well, Isaac *some*body.
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Bender : Well, little meatbag, looks like it's just you and me, stuck in a horrible past... where I know the result of every horse race ever! To the track!
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Bender : I remember why I'm here: to kill Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson : [Peeking through doorway] My ears are burning.
Bender : Not yet, but they will be.
[Produces various weapons from his chest cavity, including flame throwers, guns, buzz saws and a boxing glove]
Homer Simpson : Aah! A boxing glove!