Out of all the doomsday prepping shows that have done the rounds over the years, Doomsday Castle is the abridged or dumbed down version of prepping and showcasing just what not to do if and when a cataclysmic event were to strike.
In this edition, a military trained father and 5 of his children are of the belief that the Earth will be hit by either a solar flare or that the U.S will suffer a high altitude nuclear strike by a rogue nation and the resulting EMP will render modern civilisation useless, hence, let's build a medieval castle to survive it.
Apparently their idea of surviving an EMP event was to construct a bunker with several rooms. Entry was through a ground level trap door, exit was via a rather unsecured rear door, and for some reason this was built below ground, not entirely underground, so it has basement like windows. The bunker was then seen as not very liveable and not at all defensible, so father decides to construct what appears to be a 2 level cinder block castle above the bunker, complete with a drawbridge, moat, parapets and any number of booby traps.
The idea is ridiculous in the extreme and I couldn't help but think that the only reason this is being shown on TV is merely to make fun of these people. There are many out there who take prepping seriously, but this is just a joke. Joining in with dads misadventure are 2 sons and 3 daughters. The eldest son has a massive chip on his shoulder and definite unresolved childhood issues. Second son is a bit of a bonehead, but he's eager and willing to learn survival skills, and 3 daughters that scream like stuck pigs every time they see a rat scurrying away. Yeah, these Neanderthals are going to survive doomsday; surviving each other is another story.
The castle itself is perhaps the most misguided attempt at survival I've ever seen. A castle built like an actual medieval castle would work a treat if you can properly defend it. One made of 1 or 2 foot thick concrete block walls only, with large modern sized windows, no way of putting a roof on and a makeshift drawbridge is NOT the way to survive doomsday. I watched these troglodytes put together a drawbridge covered with steel plate and then they tested this with a high powered weapon. The bullet went through the steel and lodged somewhere in the wood, but it knocked out a sliver of wood on the inside. And that's one bullet! Under a sustained attack from desperate people trying to get in, this drawbridge wouldn't last 5 minutes before you're overrun.
Castle walls were not made of single skin cinder blocks, and if this thing doesn't fall down from a stiff breeze, it'll be pulled down by screaming hordes wanting to get in. I can't see 3 guys who can't get along, and 3 girls who are afraid of their own shadows, being able to defend such a structure and not get killed in the process.
This is a piffle of a show and not worth the effort. It's clear that they have not researched castle building for survival. It might look good as a tourist attraction, but come doomsday, it'll be their tomb.
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