- Oberyn Martell: We met, you and I. Many years ago.
- Tyrion Lannister: I think I would have remembered that.
- Oberyn Martell: Unlikely. You had just been born. Our father brought me and my sister Elia with him on a visit to Casterly Rock. My first time away from Dorne. I didn't like anything about the Rock. Not the food, not the weather, not your accents. Nothing. But the biggest disappointment, you.
- Tyrion Lannister: You and my family have more in common than you might admit.
- Oberyn Martell: The whole way from Dorne all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye, the privates of both a girl and a boy.
- Tyrion Lannister: That would have made things so much easier.
- Oberyn Martell: When we met your sister, she promised she would show you to us. Every day we would ask. Every day she would say, "Soon." Then she and your brother took us to your nursery and... she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large. Your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny pink cock. We didn't try to hide our disappointment. "That's not a monster," I told Cersei, "that's just a baby." And she said, "He killed my mother." And she pinched your little cock so hard, I thought she might pull it off. Until your brother made her stop. "It doesn't matter," she told us. "Everyone says he will die soon, I hope they are right; he should not have lived this long."
- Tyrion Lannister: [tears welling] Well... sooner or later, Cersei always gets what she wants.
- Oberyn Martell: And what about what I want? Justice for my sister and her children.
- Tyrion Lannister: If you want justice, you've come to the wrong place.
- Oberyn Martell: I disagree. I've come to the perfect place. I want to bring those who have wronged me to justice, and all those who have wronged me are right here. I will begin with Ser Gregor Clegane, who killed my sister's children and then raped her with their blood still on his hands before killing her, too. I will be your champion.
- [last lines]
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Oh, my sweet wife.
- [Lysa sits on the floor, whimpering. Littlefinger approaches Lysa, kneels and hugs her]
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: My sweet, silly wife.
- [Littlefinger pulls Lysa on her feet]
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: I have only loved one woman, only one, my entire life.
- [Lysa stops whimpering and smiles]
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Your sister.
- [Lysa's smile fades. Littlefinger pushes her. She falls out of the Moon Door, screaming to her death]
- [Gregor "the Mountain" Clegane kills prisoners very brutally and mercilessly while Cersei watches. She approaches]
- Cersei Lannister: Ser Gregor, welcome to the capital. Thank you for riding here so quickly.
- [Cersei glances at the dead bodies]
- Cersei Lannister: You seem to be in good form.
- Gregor Clegane: Who am I fighting?
- Cersei Lannister: Does it matter?
- [Gregor shakes his head]
- Bronn: My lonesome bachelor days are over. I'm to wed Lollys Stokeworth.
- Tyrion Lannister: Lollys Stokeworth? She doesn't strike me as your sort of girl.
- Bronn: I wouldn't say I had a single sort of girl.
- Tyrion Lannister: She's dim-witted.
- Bronn: If I wanted wits, I'd marry you.
- Tyrion Lannister: When my sister arranged this love match, did she mention that Lollys has an older sister?
- Bronn: Falyse. Aye, I did know about the older sister.
- Tyrion Lannister: And you understand the rules of inheritance?
- Bronn: Falyse is 40 and barren.
- Tyrion Lannister: She still gets Castle Stokeworth when her father dies.
- Bronn: She does. Unless she happens to perish before her father. Then Lollys gets the castle. What? Ladies fall from their horses and snap their pretty necks all the time.
- Tyrion Lannister: You and my sister deserve each other. Why did you bother to come here?
- Bronn: You once said if anyone ever asked me to sell you out, you'd double their price.
- Tyrion Lannister: Is it two wives you want or two castles?
- Bronn: One of each will do. But if you want me to kill the Mountain for you, it'd better be a damn big castle.
- Tyrion Lannister: I'm a bit short on castles at the moment, but I can offer you gold and gratitude.
- Bronn: I have gold. What can I buy with gratitude?
- Tyrion Lannister: You might be surprised. A Lannister always pays his debts.
- Bronn: You're sister's a Lannister, too.
- Tyrion Lannister: My wife is heir to Winterfell. If I emerge from this with my head still on my shoulders, I may one day rule the North in her name. I could carve you out a big piece of it.
- Bronn: If and may and could. It's bloody cold up north. Lollys is soft and warm, and close. If I gave you the choice between fucking Lollys and fighting the Mountain, you'd have your britches down and your cock out before I could blink.
- Tyrion Lannister: Does he frighten you so much?
- Bronn: I'd be a bloody fool if he didn't frighten me. He's freakish big and freakish strong. And quicker than you'd expect for a man of that size. Maybe I could take him, dance around until he's so tired of hacking at me, he dropped his sword, get him off his feet somehow. But one misstep...
- [Bronn snaps his fingers]
- Bronn: ...and I'm dead. Why should I risk it?
- Tyrion Lannister: Because you're my friend.
- Bronn: Aye, you're my friend. And when have you ever risked your life for me?
- [pause]
- Bronn: I like you, pampered little shit that you are. I just like myself more.
- Tyrion Lannister: I understand.
- Bronn: I'm sorry it has to be this way.
- Tyrion Lannister: Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.
- Bronn: [shakes Tyrion's hand] We had some good days together.
- Tyrion Lannister: Yes, we did.
- [Bronn walks to the cell door and knocks, then looks back at Tyrion]
- Bronn: What will you do?
- Tyrion Lannister: I suppose I'll have to kill the Mountain myself. Won't that make for a great song?
- [the cell door opens]
- Bronn: I hope to hear them sing it one day.
- [Bronn leaves]
- Rorge: There's a price on your head.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Guess that's what the king does when you tell him to fuck off.
- Rorge: The king's dead. He drank poisoned wine at his own wedding. The bounty on you is for killing Lannister soldiers. 100 silver stags.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: And you thought you were going to collect it? Didn't think very hard, did you?
- Robin Arryn: Let's put a Moon Door in your Winterfell.
- Sansa Stark: All right.
- Robin Arryn: It can go in here in this big tower.
- [Robin points at one of the towers of the snow castle, and carelessly ruins it]
- Sansa Stark: Careful! You've ruined it. Now I'm going to have to rebuild the whole thing.
- [Sansa and Robin stand up]
- Robin Arryn: I didn't ruin it.
- Sansa Stark: You did.
- Robin Arryn: [raises his voice] It was already ruined because it didn't have a Moon Door. I was fixing it.
- Sansa Stark: Knocking things down isn't fixing them. It's ruining them.
- Robin Arryn: I didn't ruin it!
- Sansa Stark: You're being stupid.
- Robin Arryn: [waves his hands] I didn't ruin it!
- [grunting, Robin kicks at the snow castle furiously, causing a lot of damage. Sansa, angry at Robin's vandalism, slaps him. He looks at her astonishingly, for no one has ever hit him before. Whimpering, he runs inside. Sansa regrets slapping him]
- Sansa Stark: Robin, I'm sorry, I...
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: [amused] Children.
- [Sansa turns around and sees Littlefinger coming down the stairs to the yard]
- Sansa Stark: [regretfully] I hit him.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Yes, I saw.
- Sansa Stark: I shouldn't have done that.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: [smiles] No, his mother should have a long time ago. Consider it a step in the right direction.
- Sansa Stark: If he tells aunt Lysa...
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Let me worry about aunt Lysa.
- Arya Stark: Nothing can be worse than this.
- Dying Man: Maybe "nothing" is worse than this.
- Arya Stark: "Nothing" isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just... nothing.
- [first lines]
- Jaime Lannister: I made a deal for you to keep your ungrateful head on your ungrateful neck a little while longer.
- Tyrion Lannister: I'm sorry, what am I grateful for? The opportunity to live and die at the wall as punishment for a crime I did not commit?
- Jaime Lannister: You threw your life away. You threw it away! It's not a joke. You understand that, don't you?
- Tyrion Lannister: Of course it's a joke, just not a very funny one. I couldn't... I couldn't listen to her, standing there, telling her lies. I couldn't do it!
- Jaime Lannister: You fell in love with a whore.
- Tyrion Lannister: Yes, I fell in love with a whore. And I was stupid enough to think that she had fallen in love with me. That deal you made, it was everything Father wanted. You do see that? He gets you back as his heir. The future lord of the Rock. And he ships me off to Castle Black, out of sight at last. All so perfect. It felt good to take that from him. He knows I'm innocent and he's willing to sacrifice me anyway.
- Jaime Lannister: He's willing to sacrifice any of us.
- Tyrion Lannister: Not you! You're the golden son! You could kill a king, lose a hand, fuck your own sister, you'll always be the golden son.
- Jaime Lannister: Careful. I'm the last friend you've got.
- Tyrion Lannister: At least I got to tell them what they really are.
- Jaime Lannister: [with irony] Yes, brilliant speech. They'll be talking about it for days to come. I thought you were a realist. Didn't realize you would die for pride.
- Brienne of Tarth: We're looking for someone.
- Hot Pie: Someone in particular?
- [Brienne nods]
- Hot Pie: Maybe they came in here. A lot of people come in here. Just the other day we had seventeen...
- Brienne of Tarth: [interrupts] A girl, tall, red hair, very pretty. Her name is Sansa Stark, but she may be using a different name.
- Hot Pie: [nervously] Starks? What, like them lot from "Winterhell"?
- [pause. Brienne and Pod look at Hot Pie, waiting for his answer]
- Hot Pie: No, ain't seen anyone like that.
- [Hot Pie stands]
- Hot Pie: I heard they was all traitors. Don't need no traitors in here.
- [Hot Pie starts walking away]
- Brienne of Tarth: I pledged my life to their mother, Catelyn Stark.
- [Hot Pie stops and looks at Brienne]
- Brienne of Tarth: I swore to her I'd bring her daughters home.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You say your brother gave you that sword? My brother gave me this.
- [the Hound points to his scars]
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: It was just like you said, a while back. Pressed me to the fire like I was a nice, juicy mutton chop.
- Arya Stark: Why?
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Thought I stole one of his toys. I didn't steal it, I was just playing with it. The pain was bad. The smell was worse. But the worst thing was that it was my brother who did it. And my father who protected him... told everyone my bedding caught fire. You think you're on your own?
- Arya Stark: Let me wash it out and help you sew it up, at least.
- [the Hound pauses, then nods]
- [at the yard of the Eyrie, Sansa builds a snow model of Winterfell. She sees her cousin Robin approaches]
- Sansa Stark: Hello, Robin.
- Robin Arryn: What are you doing?
- Sansa Stark: I'm building my home, Winterfell. At least I think I am. I haven't been back there in a long time.
- [Robin kneels in the snow near Sansa]
- Robin Arryn: Why did you leave?
- Sansa Stark: [smiles] It's a long story.
- Robin Arryn: [boasts] I stay here in the Eyrie. Mother says it's dangerous on the roads and I have to keep myself safe because I'm the Lord of the Vale, and the Lord of the Vale is a very important person.
- Sansa Stark: [amused] Yes, you certainly are.
- Robin Arryn: When will you go back?
- Sansa Stark: [glumly] Probably never. My family doesn't live there anymore... and someone burned it down.
- [Robin bends forward, looking closely at the snow castle]
- Robin Arryn: Oh. Does Winterfell have a Moon Door?
- Sansa Stark: No, I'm afraid not. It's not high up in the mountains. It's down on the ground.
- Robin Arryn: That sounds dangerous!
- [Sansa chuckles]
- Robin Arryn: How do you make people fly?
- Sansa Stark: We don't.
- Robin Arryn: What do you do with all the bad people and the scary people and the people you don't like?
- Sansa Stark: I never did anything with them at all. Girls didn't take part in that where I came from.
- Robin Arryn: Well, I'm Lord of the Vale. When I grow up, I'll be able to fly anybody who bothers me. Or you. When we get married, you can tell me if you don't like somebody and then we can bring them back here and, whoosh! Right through the Moon Door.
- [Sansa is not thrilled about the idea of marrying Robin, but is amused at his bragging]
- Sansa Stark: I like the sound of that.
- Daenerys Targaryen: How did you get in here?
- Daario Naharis: Your door is well guarded...
- Daario Naharis: [snickers] ... but your window is not.
- [Daenerys approaches. Daario offers her a bouquet of flowers]
- Daario Naharis: I swam to an island a mile offshore for these.
- Daenerys Targaryen: Don't do that again.
- Daario Naharis: Never met a woman who didn't like wildflowers.
- Daenerys Targaryen: [in imperial tone] These are my private quarters. If I want you here, I will summon you.
- Daario Naharis: [kneels] Forgive me, my queen, I live to serve you.
- Daenerys Targaryen: Tell me why you're here.
- Daario Naharis: I came to ask a favor. I only have two talents in this world. War and women. You are staying here in Meereen to rule. That is a wise decision. I respect it. But here in Meereen I cannot pursue my talents.
- Daenerys Targaryen: I've ordered the Second Sons to patrol the streets to stop the revenge killings.
- Daario Naharis: You've ordered us to be night watchmen.
- Daenerys Targaryen: And as for women, there are thousands in Meereen you can pursue.
- Daario Naharis: There's only one... and she does not want me.
- Daenerys Targaryen: You swore me your sword.
- Daario Naharis: My sword is yours till the day I die.
- Daenerys Targaryen: So if I command you to stay in Meereen and patrol the streets?
- Daario Naharis: I'll stay in Meereen and patrol the streets.
- Daario Naharis: [implores] Send me to kill your enemies. Any enemy, anywhere. Let me do what I do best.
- Daenerys Targaryen: Very well.
- [Daenerys rises, and casually pours herself a drink]
- Daenerys Targaryen: Do what you do best. Take off your clothes.
- Tyrion Lannister: Who does Cercei plan on naming as a champion? I hope It's Ser Meryn Trent. I'd enjoy watching Bronn disembowel that pompous child beater.
- [Jorah meets up with Daario, who is on his way out]
- Jorah Mormont: Khaleesi.
- Daenerys Targaryen: You're here early.
- Jorah Mormont: Later than some.
- Daenerys Targaryen: You don't approve?
- Jorah Mormont: It's not a question of approval, it's a question of trust.
- Daenerys Targaryen: You neither approve nor trust.
- Jorah Mormont: Why would I? The man's a sellsword.
- Daenerys Targaryen: Didn't you fight for the Golden Company before pledging your sword to my brother?
- Jorah Mormont: I did.
- Daenerys Targaryen: I trust you.
- Jorah Mormont: Daario Naharis killed his captains and dumped their heads at your feet when he grew tired of their commands. How could you ever have faith in a man like that?
- Daenerys Targaryen: I could never have faith in a man like Daario. That's why I sent him and the Second Sons to retake Yunkai.
- Jorah Mormont: You have?
- Daenerys Targaryen: I have.
- Jorah Mormont: Without you to rule there, Khaleesi, I fear the Masters will simply bide their time, wait for the invaders to leave, and reassert control.
- Daenerys Targaryen: That is why I ordered Daario to execute every Master in Yunkai.
- Daenerys Targaryen: [sees his concern] The Masters tear babies from their mothers' arms. They mutilate little boys by the thousands. They train little girls in the art of pleasuring old men. They treat men like beasts, as you said yourself.
- Jorah Mormont: Herding the Masters into pens and slaughtering them by the thousands is also treating men like beasts. The slaves you freed, brutality is all they've ever known. If you want them to know something else, you'll have to show it to them.
- Daenerys Targaryen: [with folded arms] And repay the slavers with what? Kindness? A fine? A stern warning?
- [Daenerys nods petulantly]
- Jorah Mormont: It's tempting to see your enemies as evil, all of them, but there's good and evil on both sides in every war ever fought.
- Daenerys Targaryen: Let the priests argue over good and evil. Slavery is real. I can end it. I will end it, and I will end those behind it.
- Jorah Mormont: I sold men into slavery, Khaleesi.
- Daenerys Targaryen: And now... you are helping me show them to freedom.
- Jorah Mormont: I wouldn't be here to help you if Ned Stark had done to me what you want to do to the Masters of Yunkai.
- [Daenerys reconsiders, has a change of heart]
- Daenerys Targaryen: The man who came to me the other day about burying his father...
- Jorah Mormont: Hizdahr zo Loraq?
- Daenerys Targaryen: He will accompany the Second Sons and serve as my ambassador to Yunkai. He will tell the Masters what has happened in Meereen. He will explain the choice they have before them. They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one. Well, go and catch Daario before you leave. Tell him I changed my mind.
- Jorah Mormont: [wearily] Yes, Khaleesi.
- [Jorah goes off]
- Daenerys Targaryen: No.
- [Jorah stops, looks back]
- Daenerys Targaryen: Tell him you changed my mind.