- [repeated line, as Tristan Lycanth]
- Liv Rooney: You mess with the wolf, you get the howl.
- [howls like a wolf]
- [a movie director seeks the Rooney boys' opinion of a scene]
- Parker Rooney: I think you're ruining the greatest story ever told!
- Joey Rooney: This is the most action-packed moment in the graphic novel, and you're going to have her skip over a puddle and pose for pictures? This is an abomination!
- Parker Rooney: I have no idea what that word means, but if it means...
- [blows a raspberry and gives a thumbs down gesture]
- Parker Rooney: then I concur!
- [the Rooney parents and friends bring an injured Maddie home from a game]
- Willow: This is all my fault. If I hadn't stole the ball and passed it to Maddie to make the shot, this never would've happened. Curse my lighting quick reflexes.
- Joey Rooney: [puts his arms around her shoulder] Willow, don't beat yourself up.
- Willow: [pushing his arm off] Joey, this is no time for romance. I don't deserve it.
- [takes his arm back]
- Willow: Okay maybe just for a minute.
- [after performing some elaborate stunt work, with much fanfare from the crew]
- Liv Rooney: I did it! I did all my own stunts!
- [giggles]
- Vic Defazerelli: Great. Let's do it again, and we'll shoot it this time.
- [during a confessional]
- Liv Rooney: What did I just say? All my own stunts? The most dangerous thing I've ever had to do on
- [singing]
- Liv Rooney: Sing It Loud...
- [back to normal]
- Liv Rooney: was sing loud!
- [during a confessional]
- Maddie Rooney: I'm a jock
- [chuckles]
- Maddie Rooney: , and I though I was invincible. But I guess I'm not. And that's scary.