Unforgettable (TV Series)

Day of the Jackie (2013)

Jane Curtin: Joanne Webster

Quotes 

• [Carrie and Al enter the crime scene; Jo is already examining the body] 

  Al Burns : Hey, Jo.

  Joanne Webster : Hi, waste of a perfectly good silk tie if you ask me.

• Carrie Wells : Jo, you've any unusual deaths in the past 24 hours?

  Joanne Webster : Carrie, they're all unusual deaths! We come into the world in the dullest, most inform of ways, but our exists are like, oh, forensic snowflakes

  Carrie Wells : Oh, yeah, your students must really eat that up

  Joanne Webster : "Poetry of Lab" over registers each year!

• Carrie Wells : You got a time of death for us, Jo?

  Joanne Webster : Uh, yeah, according to rigor, between 8:00 and 10:00 last night.

  Al Burns : He missing any valuables?

  Joanne Webster : Mm-hmm. His watch is gone, his wallet is gone. His cell phone's over on the table.

  Al Burns : Sounds like a robbery gone wrong.

• Joanne Webster : Did you ever wonder how a big, strapping guy like this could be strangled without any defensive wounds?

  Carrie Wells : He was drugged.

  Joanne Webster : Mmm. Drugged to death. He was poisoned. See the injection site? Strangulation was an afterthought. The agent that they used was Tomexide. It's a genetically-engineered pharmaceutical that hospitals use in minute doses to induce comas in patients. Anything above two micrograms is fatal. This poor guy never knew what hit him.

  Carrie Wells : All right, so here's the question: why do you strangle someone who's already dead?

  [realizing] 

  Carrie Wells : To make it look like a crime of passion.

  Joanne Webster : Using Tomexide is anything but passionate. No, to take down a guy like this, you need some expertise.

  Carrie Wells : Maybe a trained killer.