Major Crimes (TV Series)
Poster Boy (2013)
G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza
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Quotes
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Detective Amy Sykes : When the victim, Joe Fox, missed a Skype conference with the East Coast this morning, his business partner came over and found the body tortured with bleach, mutilated, and shut up in the bathroom down the hall.
D.D.A. Emma Rios : Really? 'Cause it smells like it's here, in the room.
Detective Amy Sykes : Air conditioning was left on. Circulates the odor. S'that gonna be a problem for you?
D.D.A. Emma Rios : No. Just observing how horrible it smells in here. That's all.
Lt. Louie Provenza : [clears throat] Rios, just sit here on the couch.
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Lt. Louie Provenza : [walking to the living room] Sykes. Tao! Sanchez!
[all look down at Rios sitting on the couch]
D.D.A. Emma Rios : What? What happened?
Detective Amy Sykes : Better stand up.
D.D.A. Emma Rios : Why?
Lt. Andy Flynn : Ah, sofa folds out.
Lt. Louie Provenza : Ooh...
Detective Amy Sykes : It explains the smell.
Detective Amy Sykes : [to Rios] Do not scream.
[Rios whimpers]
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Lt. Louie Provenza : Killer made a snack after the murder?
Mike Tao : [holding up a pizza box from the trash] Yeah, but this box was on the bottom of the pile. All this other stuff was on top.
Lt. Louie Provenza : So he hangs out here all weekend with a dead body in the tub - eating?
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Poster Boy : What's going on?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Getting rid of the worst houseguest ever.
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Lt. Louie Provenza : The Captain and DDA Rios are waiting for you in Chief Taylor's office
Rusty Beck : What for?
Lt. Louie Provenza : [sympathetically] You KNOW what for.