Suits (TV Series)
Shadow of a Doubt (2013)
Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt
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Quotes
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Rachel Zane : [about Donna and Stephen] So, are you two going to keep...
Donna Paulsen : Yes, it is some of the best damn...
[someone walks by]
Donna Paulsen : YOGA I've had in a long time.
Rachel Zane : Well, sooner or later, he's gonna find out, because it is all over your face.
Donna Paulsen : Oh, please, you're a woman. Men are oblivious.
Louis Litt : [walking by and hearing the last part] There's something different about you. What is it?
Rachel Zane : Yes, please tell the man what it is.
Donna Paulsen : Nothing, Louis. I'm just... been doing some yoga.
Louis Litt : No, that's not it. You're practically glowing. Tell me your secret.
Donna Paulsen : I-I don't think that it's your cup of tea.
Louis Litt : For that glow, I'd tea.
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Donna Paulsen : Late night?
Louis Litt : No sleep at all.
Donna Paulsen : The ulcer?
Louis Litt : No, Nigel's cat.
Donna Paulsen : You slept at Nigel's?
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Louis Litt : Hey, Simon, come on in. I have a question for you. Come on, you need to see this. Look at this. This is so funny.
[holds a report up to his face]
Louis Litt : That some sort of joke? Nominal in the first paragraph, pagination on the left-hand side, Times New Roman's stupid little feet walking all across the page. And what's that word?
Simon Bandaru : "Shall?"
Louis Litt : Mmm. At this firm, we instruct, we advise, we order, we must, but we do not "shall."
Simon Bandaru : That's not really a...
Louis Litt : Why must we "must?"
Simon Bandaru : Because we thrust, we don't parry.
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Simon Bandaru : Mr. Nesbitt has clearly instructed...
Louis Litt : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This was Nigel's doing?
Simon Bandaru : Per his most recent memo.
Louis Litt : He's communicating with you through memos? You've been left adrift on lady law's fickle ocean with no rudder, no captain?
Simon Bandaru : He hasn't been in the office since he took over the program, if that's what you're asking.
Louis Litt : No, I think I was perfectly clear in what I was asking, Simon.
Simon Bandaru : Am I supposed to respond to that?
Louis Litt : Yeah, by going back to your desk right now and doing it correctly.
Simon Bandaru : But...
Louis Litt : Simon, a memo from Nigel is not gonna stick its boot in your ass. A memo from me will. Get out.
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Louis Litt : Associates, they're like grains of sand. They need pressure and heat to shape them into Chihuly glass. Memos from a distant land don't shape shit into shit.
Nigel Nesbitt : Nonsense. I attended boarding school from the tender age of four, during which time I received weekly memos from my father.
Louis Litt : Yeah, and look how you turned out.
Nigel Nesbitt : Graduating summa cum laude from both Cambridge and Harvard is quite the failure. Your parents' choice to "homeschool," much better.
Louis Litt : Okay, that was only till I was ten, and my mother's science fair was legendary.
Nigel Nesbitt : You must be so proud of your uncontested blue ribbons.
Louis Litt : Okay, you know what, I'm not gonna let you shatter the glass that I spent years blowing, and I'm certainly not gonna let the likes of you tell me who I can and cannot blow.