The Neighbors (TV Series)
Family Conference (2013)
Simon Templeman: Larry Bird
Quotes
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Larry Bird : We usually go in order of prettiness but I'm going to let Jackie go first this time because, as the old saying goes, 'When the wife remains happy, the knife can stay in the drawer.'
Debbie Weaver : Where are you finding these sayings?
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Larry Bird : Could we move this along? Shark Tank starts in four minutes.
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Larry Bird : You know the old saying - "Happy wife, happy life..."
Debbie Weaver : That's right.
Larry Bird : ...No need to use a knife.
Debbie Weaver : That's wrong.
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Jackie Joyner-Kersee : You could get a job.
Larry Bird : What's wrong with you? Are you an idiot? I married an idiot.