- Zheng Yi Sao: You know that saying, fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice I need to end your life?
- Oluwande: Okay..that's not how that goes
- Stede Bonnet: I'm sure you'll return the favor next time we're in a near-death situation.
- Edward Teach: How 'bout we just avoid all near-death situations?
- Stede Bonnet: Should we get the bill?
- Edward Teach: Pirates don't pay, especially famous ones. Run for it.
- Edward Teach: You are getting famous. Here's a couple of things about that. Accept drinks, but, uh, never finish them.Um, never insult someone's tattoo, especially if it's of you.
- Stede Bonnet: What? People have your face tattooed on their body?
- Edward Teach: Not just my face.
- Bloodbucket Bill: I've only known you a few hours, Bonnet, but I'd fuckin die for ya.
- Stede Bonnet: A bit intense, but I like the feeling.
- Zheng Yi Sao: I've killed mediocre men. I've killed exceptional men. But you're the worst kind: a mediocre man who thinks he's exceptional.
- Stede Bonnet: Thing about being mediocre, no one sees you coming.