CollegeHumor Originals (TV Series)
Batman vs the Penguin (2013)
Patton Oswalt: Penguin
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Quotes
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Commissioner Gordon : Batman, you have to know what dea-I mean, your parents were shot and killed.
Batman : My parents were shot, yes, but they're alive. On a special farm.
Penguin : Oh, boy.
Commissioner Gordon : They're on a farm?
Batman : They're on a special happy farm, where they make buttermilk. They romp and play. There's a hammock made of dreams.
Penguin : I-I can't even...
Batman : They write me emails.
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Batman : My fish. He went to sleep and we flushed him down the toilet. He's in the ocean right now. He's alive.
Penguin : No, he's dead.
Batman : Doctor Fishy! No!
Commissioner Gordon : You see Batman, what you did to Doctor Fishy is what you've done to these men.
Batman : I overfed these men?
